JAE 2002

27th & 28th July 2002

Billing Aquadrome, Billing, Nr. Northampton.

Well we broke all records, I think 44 GTO's were counted at one point and everyone had a fantastic time. Much of the entertainment for the evening was provided by Holly, Susan and Simon F, I think the pictures will prove my point!...

Great turn-out at the services		Queueing to get into Billing Aquadrome	The GTO boys demonstrating how to wear your beer gut!
Red GTO in foreground is Simon Edwards' with new "Buzz Lightyear" spoiler		Martin's Yellow beastie	Ok so the tyre dressing makes the tyres look cool, but the rest of the car looks shite! (Don't worry, it's mine!)
Ooooh, very arty-farty!	And they keep on coming!		Peter Webber's stunning 1998 GTO (Ok, so I'm jealous!)
Hmmm, okaaaaay.		Dave McCarthy's beautiful UK spec 3000GT
Dave's car again, unfortunately he dinged it on the way out of the event :-(			Hands up if you wear RightGuard!
Gary's polishing his plenum methinks!	I think they are admiring someone elses polished plenum (seriously this time!)	The Rt. Hon Paula Stebbing	Gazza's run off with Stella again!
John, what a star, thanks for all your help with the logistics	Dave McCarthy (DMC) looks like he's got one in the departure lounge!	"Shit! Caught working the barbie again!"	Okay, nobody look at the camera!
Oh dear, okay, look away again, please, before my lens cracks!	"148 poppadoms and 56 Vindaloo's please!!!" (Chef is heard having a heart attack)	"How's this ferking thing work again?"	"If I squeeze this zit hard enough it'll go all over the cameraman! Tee Hee Hee!"
Nice pic, this is Holly, our resident GTO babe!	Get a hair cut Si! ;-)	Kev "I want Paul's Borla" Hodgson	Simon's just told me how much money we have in the bank!
The skinniest guy in the club and he STILL manages to break one of my chairs!	And has the injuries to prove it...	...ouch!	Simon's rooting for something to eat and Mark just looks plain pissed off as usual (probably one of Peter's jokes)!
Wahay, Holly's hitting the Vodka! It's all downhill from here!	Simon looking decidely nervous about that chair	Brendan trying to "moonwalk"!	Ouch, look at Brendan's neck!
Paul and Fiona leaving (trying to get back before midnight eh?)	Simon, you're not at Santa Pod now you know!	See if you can work out which hand belongs to which person!	Starting to get silly...
Oh God, I didn't did I?	Turning into a free-for-all now! Mark still don't look happy does he?	Reverse Lap Dance???	Urrr, Simon, YOU'RE supposed to be the one sitting down! At least Susan's enjoying herself
Mad and possessed! MOOOO!		Oh bloody hell, I give up, they are all complete loonies!	Don't ask okay, I was pissed!
	Patta-cake, patta-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake, as fast as you can!	Try doing this when you've had half a gallon of Lambrini & Vodka mix!	Simon just had to show off
Holly showing off her wet patch!	Simon losing the Yoga competition	Not bad going John, makes me feel a bit queezy though	Now what IS going on in the background there??? No wonder there were so many stains on Alan's car!
Simon, you're monopolising all the birds, let someone else have a go! Look at the stains on the car in the background! Dirty buggers!	The Miserable Gits!	Still hogging the birds!	Has Ewan got a banana in his pocket???
Who stole all the birds? :-(	This has got to the be the photo of the night! Dancing to Kylie on our backs (too pissed to stand up!)	"Hey, I REALLY am this big, honest!"	Dazed and confused!
"Time for bed, just time for one more, hic!"		It's finally the end of the road but will they go to bed, heck do they!	And after staying up all night THIS is what they look like at 7am! Is that really a DRINK I see in Ewan's hand?
Well what did you expect?	"God I wish I hadn't had that curry last night!"	PHRRRRRP!	The Funboy Simon's (Fitzpatrick, Baker & Jones). SimonF, that is SUCH a gay pose!
And Day 2 saw a load more GTO's turn up		"Spot the Jabba competition" (look very carefully!)
		Gazza's new wheels	Multi-coloured anodised nuts galore (try saying that when you're drunk!)
Ron Baggett's polished spark plug cover (available from W D Best on Ebay)	Obligatory other car photo's, yawn!	Don't care about the car, look at the bird!
		Nice flip job	Brendan waiting for the Immac to take effect. What a photo to finish on, POOO-EEEE!